The Humor Thread


 
Got a reply from a coworker to whom I also sent this and he suggested other name ideas:
"Sir-Plows-A-Lot" (love the double entendre) and "Drift Buster."
 
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:
'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'
 
It was the most beautiful, perfectly spiced and just about done vortex jumbo wing cook.
Just had the lid off for a few minutes while I gathered a plate and things to get them off.
Jealous Devil charcoal just ripping......came back out and lets just say the one side of most of the wings was pretty dark.
I gave all the still prefect looking ones to the MRS. and then ate one bite off of each of the rest, which still looked good.
None of the black side, that didn't taste good at all.....
I should post the pics I have of it cooking.....none of the after burn pics were taken.
 
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LMichaels said:
HA! Just wait til you're closing in fast on 70 (October) and it says "hold my beer". Plus you can't even go for a "checkup" at the Dr without them ALWAYS telling oh this is off and that is off and this is off on this that or the other blood work. JUST ONCE I would like to hear "so far so good see ya in 6 mos". But noooooooooo
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I'll be 60 September 1st.
My old doctor, who I miss the heck out of, would tell me just that. "Looks good, see you in 6 months!".
The new one, who I've been seeing for about 3 years now, is always telling me to loose weight, work on my diet, exercise, yadda yadda.
I really want to tell him to HUSH!!!
 
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