The Humor Thread

[Phil Perrin]

^^ I've made it work in the past.

I'm white store brand bread is hotdog/hamburger/PBJ/French toast/bologna bread/roll/bun!!!!

 

[Joan]

Got it!!!!!

 

[JKalchik]

"Ah've made it work before, 'n ah'll do it agin."

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

Yessir, double the dogs!

 

[D Livingston]

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Have this on my Corolla (well, it was mine, now my daughter drives it so I got a Wrangler)...

 

[Greg in Utah]

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

Kind of “pushing” humor there Greg, aren’t you?

 

[Phil Perrin]

Kind of “pushing” humor there Greg, aren’t you?

Military humor is usually pretty dark.
I like it!!

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

Military humor is usually pretty dark.
I like it!!

Fully understand “dark”

 

[BryanO]

Kind of “pushing” humor there Greg, aren’t you?

Nope. Dark humor is still humor.

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

Nope. Dark humor is still humor.

True enough

 

[John K BBQ]

Reminds me of one of my favorite scenes from Justified.
Rayland had just soaked the bad guy with gasoline and....

Raylan Givens:
Woah woah, okay. I'm just gonna ask you one question. Do you know how a firearm works?
Jimmy Earl Dean:
What?
Raylan Givens:
The key word in firearm is "fire." When the pin hits the cap, makes the charge explode, meaning there's a spark, which should be of some concern to a man soaked in gasoline.
Jimmy Earl Dean:
That's bull****. That spark's too far away from the gasoline.
Raylan Givens:
You didn't finish school, did you, Mr. Dean?

I loved that show - my favorite scene is where Raylan shot a hole in Dewey's above ground swimming pool
Dewey Crow: You shot my dream!!!!

 

[LMichaels]

I could not read them but give this one a try

 

[Tim K]

Kind of “pushing” humor there Greg, aren’t you?

No, that's funny right there!!

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

Now, THAT is dark!
Sad but true.

 

[JeffG]

^^ I've made it work in the past.

Just cut the dogs in half.

 

[Joan]

"I WONDERED WHY THE BASEBALL WAS GETTING BIGGER. THEN IT HIT ME.

 

[JeffG]

Most Kids these days don't know this kind of fun