Anyone have a better name for our club? Not sure of this one.
You think we are all deadbeats down here?
Jeez Joan it's just a cute song. Relax.You think we are all deadbeats down here?
No, at the Love Shack.Do they serve Rock Lobster at the deadbeat club ?
She Who Must Be Obeyed.Who is SWIMBO?
Oh the "I" threw me offShe Who Must Be Obeyed.
Many moons ago, my roommate and I travelled to Richmond, VA from Charlotte to see a NASCAR race, a night raceHad a kind of exciting night. The better half & I went to a local Pizza restaurant. We placed our order & my salad came (apparently they forgot swimbo's salad) when 2 waitresses walked by, one telling the other, "she told me to go #@&= myself!".
A few minutes later, one of the waitresses was lying in wait for the other to come around the corner & when she did, they went at it! A couple of customers broke them up, another staff member sent one outside via the front door. A few minutes later there's screaming and yelling up front then it dies down again. We're sitting there, wondering what to do, still no food other than my salad, when swimbo says "ah-oh, here comes mama!" I look over my shoulder & see a mass of orange hair & slippers streak by & head into the bar room yelling, "WHERE SHE AT?!?" More yelling ensues & then scuffing & the sounds of tables getting knocked over & stuff breaking, customers screaming.
That was enough for us & every other table - we all beat a hasty retreat! I look in the bar as we pass & there's guys scrapping too - where they came from, I have no idea.
One the way out the door, there's a lady standing there, bewildered, waiting for a table or take out. Swimbo tells her, "you better get out!"
Yea... Good times