There is no known cure. Once a Weberholic, always a Weberholic. I know several have used the twelve step process with some success, but it never goes away completely.
AI Generated, but hey, if it helps a suffering Weberholic, it’s worth it:
### The 12-Step Process to Cure Weberitis
1. **Admit Your Addiction**:
- "Hi, my name is [Your Name], and I'm a Weberholic."
2. **Find a Grilling Buddy**:
- "Join a support group for fellow grill enthusiasts who can help you stay on track and not buy that 5th Weber kettle."
3. **Turn to a Higher Heat**:
- "Seek the guidance of the Grill Master Above to resist the temptation of online grill deals."
4. **Inventory Your Collection**:
- "Make a fearless and thorough inventory of all your grills. Yes, even the ones hiding in the shed."
5. **Admit Your Shortcomings**:
- "Confess to your significant other and grill buddies the exact number of grills you own."
6. **Become Ready to Let Go**:
- "Be entirely ready to part with grills that haven’t been fired up in the past year."
7. **Ask for Help**:
- "Humbly ask your grill buddies to help you sell or donate excess grills. No hoarding allowed."
8. **List the Grills You’ve Wronged**:
- "Make a list of all grills you’ve neglected or left in disrepair and be willing to make amends."
9. **Make Direct Amends**:
- "Repair and refurbish those neglected grills, then find them new homes."
10. **Continue to Inventory**:
- "Keep a continual grill count and when you find yourself slipping, promptly admit it."
11. **Seek Grill Balance**:
- "Strive to maintain a balance between collecting and actually grilling. Remember, it’s about quality, not quantity."
12. **Spread the Message**:
- "Having had a grilling awakening, share this 12-step guide with other Weberitis sufferers. Help them find the balance between flame and frame."
Remember, the journey to recovery is a slow roast, not a flash in the pan!