Good one, Joan! I could have used this last weekend while eating a brat at my desk.1. Don't eat corn on the cob in front of your computer. It squirts all over the place. lol
Don't tug on Superman's cape.
Don't spit into the wind.
Don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger.
They seem like sensible suggestions, and also vaguely familiar.
You can tell someone this a thousand times but they still won't remember it until it happens.If you've been chopping jalapeños and need to go to the bathroom, wash your hands first.
If you’ve been chopping jalapeños, even hand washing is not enough if you’re planning on touching your partner down there.If you've been chopping jalapeños and need to go to the bathroom, wash your hands first.