You know what is really crazy? I have a One-Touch Platinum, bought new almost 20 years ago from Amazon...I can still remember the day the delivery truck (no Amazon trucks in those days) dropped the carton off in the street.
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and I see something like this Performer, and I have to go over all the reasons why I don't need this. I don't like the Dark Blue as much as the Cobalt Blue, Black is better because you can find a black kettle anywhere for a replacement, I don't need nor would I use the gas assist, I wouldn't use the charcoal storage bin either, I'd have to give up my ol' faithful OTP (not gonna), and then I'll pass on it. When I check the ads again and see it again the next day, I repeat the process. I am continually reminding myself of all the reasons why I don't need this.
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