The Humor Thread

[Joan]

Tim, very nice. How long do you get to use it?

 

[Mark Silver]

I was amped up reading these puns but now I'm just shocked but also enlightened! (DC what I did there?)

 

[Joan]

I just had a nice talk with my grandson. He was telling me that when he was in high school they had a lot of Math teachers. It seems they kept multiplying.

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Phil Perrin]

Hey, anyone want a dead battery? I'm giving it away free of charge.

I’ve been in the battery business for 25 years
Don’t try to start anything with me!!!

 

[PHolder]

I can’t take anymore pun-ishment

 

[JimK]

 

[Joan]

Great job of posting Jim. LOVE IT!!!!!!

 

[Bruno]

I caught my dog chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him... he's a real joule. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.

Watt do you think?

My friend named his dog Herpes, he wouldn’t heel!

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

I can’t take anymore pun-ishment

Too short fused?

 

[JKalchik]

Too short fused?

Probably just a little too wired.

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

Tim, very nice. How long do you get to use it?

With any luck, the rest of my life!

From a practical standpoint maybe six months a year as long as I can feed the bug zapper (I don’t actually have one but, I was out there until almost 23:00 hours tonight. When swat season arrives, we shall see.

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

Probably just a little too wired.

Wired too tight? Impeding proper flow.

 

[Mark Foreman]

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[Joan]

When I am hungry, I am just like a clock. I go back four seconds.

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[JimK]

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Amen to that!

 

[Bill Thompson]

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Looks like a few sample!