The Humor Thread

[JKalchik]

Oh, please..... I'm sure this can be amped up a bit.......

 

[Frank in Colorado]

This is good... gotta' keep things positive... too much negative stuff going on in the world...

 

[Frank in Colorado]

Anode I could come up with more puns, but...
...I gotta' code so my node is stuffed up.

(OK, stretching that one a bit.)

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

I need a break!

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

This is funny as I will be installing a new dining room fixture next week.
But, it’s all so enlightening!
I’m going to bed! It was a long day finishing up my deck.
Too much sun, too much fun. Good night guys!

 

[Frank in Colorado]

....glad you can keep a good sense of humour.

When you install the fixture, take your time and gauge your progress prudently for a good install, you don't want to impede the project.
If you come up to any resistance, ask for help... I am sure there are folks here that can help... many folks with capacity to advise.

 

[Mark Silver]

You are clearly suffering from terminal failure,

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

Good grief! I have a couple of friends that would have really been charged by this outlet! They’re big receptacles of puns!

Actually, I’m having my electrician do this, I am not a fan if electrical work at all!

 

[Frank in Colorado]

Keep us posted as to how it turns out...

I will keep an ion this thread for the results.

 

[Joan]

Hey, anyone want a dead battery? I'm giving it away free of charge.

 

[Rich Dahl]

Revolting will make the battery amp up.

 

[timothy]

If you plant a light bulb in your garden, does it grow into a power plant?

 

[Joan]

Speaking of gardening, did you hear about the guy that was caught stealing corn. He was accused of stalking. He tried to run away, fell and broke his leg in some wet cement. He wound up being a hardened criminal. What a shame. His partner only stole a calendar. He just got 12 months.

 

[Frank in Colorado]

Well, I guess the electrical puns are done... good thing too, I was at the end of my fuse.
Have other things to do anyway....

I went shopping for a lightbulb this morning but the store clerk yelled at me-- "Hey stupid, this is an outlet store!"

 

[Frank in Colorado]

(BTW- I don't mean we should end the electrical puns...)

...If others still have good funny ones to add then please do so...

I keep oscillating on whether or not I will continue...

 

[Joan]

DH just came back inside. He said he wanted to ride his bicycle around the neighborhood, but he couldn't get his bike to move. He said it was two tired.

 

[Frank in Colorado]

A similar thing happened to me... I do not think the bike wanted to actuality be ridden...

It was telling me something even though I could not hear it,
...but in some sort of way it spoke to me.

 

[JKalchik]

(BTW- I don't mean we should end the electrical puns...)

...If others still have good funny ones to add then please do so...

I keep oscillating on whether or not I will continue...

Ouch.... that hertz.

 

[Joan]

DH and I just had a nice Nappa. Gracie (our cat) Lettuce alone. Tom Ato was found outside our bedroom window. He said he saw me Dressing.

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

Ouch.... that hertz.

Well, I found the power to run a test set up for the Edison lights on the deck and am testing positions for the solar collectors for some small spot lights as well.
My hip hertz like.....Well...!