The Humor Thread

[Phil Perrin]

 

[BFletcher]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Frank in Colorado]

 

[JeffG]

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Frank..... me either.

I haven't been to KFC in years but needed some coleslaw for some fish tacos.
Then I saw the chicken potpie on the menu, darn good I must say.

 

[Frank in Colorado]

Have you noticed that it is now called "KFC" and not "Kentucky Fried CHICKEN?"
That is because their stock has been so genetically modified that they are no longer allowed legally to call them actual "chickens."
The franchises use so much of the product that they are bred without beaks or feet, hence the "KFC" moniker now.
Nowhere in the restraunts will you ever see the actual word "chicken" because legally they are not chickens anymore.











;-)

 

[Bob Correll]

Have you noticed that it is now called "KFC" and not "Kentucky Fried CHICKEN?"
That is because their stock has been so genetically modified that they are no longer allowed legally to call them actual "chickens."
The franchises use so much of the product that they are bred without beaks or feet, hence the "KFC" moniker now.
Nowhere in the restraunts will you ever see the actual word "chicken" because legally they are not chickens anymore.











;-)

Balderdash!

The Real Reason KFC Changed Its Name from Kentucky Fried Chicken

The fried chicken chain had a simple reason to change its name—and it's not what you've probably heard.

www.tasteofhome.com

The word chicken is still used:

https://www.kfc.com/menu#buckets

 

[Bob Correll]

Then I saw the chicken potpie on the menu, darn good I must say.

At 790 calories it had better be good! Sodium level off the chart too.

Calories in KFC Chicken Pot Pie | CalorieKing

There are 720 calories in 1 order of KFC Chicken Pot Pie. You'd need to walk 200 minutes to burn 720 calories. Visit CalorieKing to see calorie count and nutrient data for all portion sizes.

www.calorieking.com

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Frank in Colorado]

Balderdash!

Uhm, Musta' missed my little winky-woo thingy a few lines down...
...and after all, this is the "humour thread."

;-)

 

[Bob Correll]

Uhm, Musta' missed my little winky-woo thingy a few lines down...
...and after all, this is the "humour thread."

Gotta use one of these for my old eyes.

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[timothy]

 

[timothy]

 

[LMichaels]

Too funny

 

[Bill F in Ontario]

 

[Joan]

Oh no, did you hear about this?

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

 

[Chris S in YEG]

Here's a twist... not a joke but rather a riddle:

A farmer died leaving in his will 17 horses to be divided among his 3 sons...

1/2 to the eldest,
1/3 to the middle son, and
1/9 to the youngest...

The probate court was left struggling with the math..

After much discussion they asked the advice of a very wise elderly neighbor farmer who solved the problem of how each of the sons should get the correct number of horses....

(Give it a try to answer... if someone cries uncle I will post the answer.)

The oldest son choose 1, the middle son choose 1, the youngest son chooses 1, the oldest son chooses 2, the middles son chooses 3 and the youngest gets the last 9.

 

[Greg in Utah]

Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch, Yeti never complains.

I know, that joke is abominable.

 

[Frank in Colorado]

Ahh... but is Sasquatch ever confused with zucchini?

(that joke is not lewd but it is seedy.)