The Humor Thread


 
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Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over.
The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says "Please stay calm. I will help you. First of all, let's make sure he's dead."
There’s a silence, then a gun shot. The guy gets back on the phone and says "OK, now what?
 
Why do chicken coupes have 2 doors?

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.because if they had 4 theyd be Chicken Sedans! BOCK!
 
Why do chicken coupes have 2 doors?



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.because if they had 4 theyd be Chicken Sedans! BOCK!

Didn't think I could laugh like I did until after at least 2 cups of coffee. Thanks, that's a good one
 
Bob, that is too, too funny. Thanks, love it.

Darn, I hate to reply to anything and have my name show up, but I like to let people know I appreciate what they post. Would you mind posting something so your name is showing again?
 
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