The Humor Thread

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[JimK]

WTH?

 

[Bob Correll]

Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over.
The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Please stay calm. I will help you. First of all, let's make sure he's dead."
There’s a silence, then a gun shot. The guy gets back on the phone and says "OK, now what?

 

[LMichaels]

OK you're killin me here ROTFLMAO

 

[timothy]

At least his pups are ok.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/backyard-bug-explosion.html

Tim

 

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[Ed M.]

Now that is funny, Bob! Thanks for the laugh!!

 

[JKalchik]

Bob, how do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?





Take away their little brooms.

 

[Clint]

Bob, how do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?





Take away their little brooms.

lol

I was gonna suggest holding it down with one of the curling stones

 

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[Clint]

Why do chicken coupes have 2 doors?

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.because if they had 4 theyd be Chicken Sedans! BOCK!

 

[Joan]

Why do chicken coupes have 2 doors?



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.because if they had 4 theyd be Chicken Sedans! BOCK!

Didn't think I could laugh like I did until after at least 2 cups of coffee. Thanks, that's a good one

 

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[Joan]

Bob, that is too, too funny. Thanks, love it.

Darn, I hate to reply to anything and have my name show up, but I like to let people know I appreciate what they post. Would you mind posting something so your name is showing again?

 

[Bob Correll]

Pretty sure I posted this last year.

 

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[Phil Perrin]

My mom actually used to call me for advice on turkey cooking!
Now, I cook it and take it to her house.