The Humor Thread
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Mark Silver
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Rusty James
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Took me a while to figure this out.
LMichaels
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Glad you did. I still can't
PHolder
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I haven't done calculus in 40 years
Mark Silver
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Timothy F. Lewis
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Wow, edimication fur spellin’ ner context don’t meen nuthin’ no more!
Joe Anshien
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Darren Lebner
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I read the terms of service. There is no such claws.If this violates our site's rules I'll... I'll... I'll not make another post in this Humor thread for 24 hours
DanHoo
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GROAN
A woman was complaining to her husband about his dog. It was big, smelly, and hogged the bed. She gave her husband an ultimatum "Either me or the dog!"
The man thought a bit and said to his wife, "If I can prove that the dog loves me more than you love me, the dog stays"
"Fine" says the wife. "Prove it and the dog stays"
So the husband takes the dog and wife outside and opens the trunk of the first car and tells the wife to get in. She sits in the truck and says "now what?"
The husband shuts the trunk and locks the wife in. "ARE YOU F-IN KIDDING ME?!?! LET ME OUT NOWWW!"
As the wife screamed, kicked, and cursed the husband led the dog to the next car and locked him in the trunk as well. He then went inside, ate some lunch, watched some of the ball game, and threw back a few beers.
After about an hour he went back outside and opened the trunk with the wife in it.
The wife immediately jumps out and pummels the husband with punches, kicks, slaps, and curses. "YOU PEICE OF *&#%*# *@$&!%$#!!!!!"
As she pauses the catch her breath, still glaring daggers at the husband he says "Now lets see how the dog greats me"
The man thought a bit and said to his wife, "If I can prove that the dog loves me more than you love me, the dog stays"
"Fine" says the wife. "Prove it and the dog stays"
So the husband takes the dog and wife outside and opens the trunk of the first car and tells the wife to get in. She sits in the truck and says "now what?"
The husband shuts the trunk and locks the wife in. "ARE YOU F-IN KIDDING ME?!?! LET ME OUT NOWWW!"
As the wife screamed, kicked, and cursed the husband led the dog to the next car and locked him in the trunk as well. He then went inside, ate some lunch, watched some of the ball game, and threw back a few beers.
After about an hour he went back outside and opened the trunk with the wife in it.
The wife immediately jumps out and pummels the husband with punches, kicks, slaps, and curses. "YOU PEICE OF *&#%*# *@$&!%$#!!!!!"
As she pauses the catch her breath, still glaring daggers at the husband he says "Now lets see how the dog greats me"
Rusty James
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The tail lights resemble the red stapler.
Jason Godard
TVWBB Pro
And I have that car.