Top tip:
If you don't want your significant other to buy that expensive new top, blouse, pantaloons or jaunty hat, just tell her that you like it, and that your ex had one very similar.
Police Officers are investigating a public order offence involving an altercation with a mime artist, who was arrested at the scene.
During said altercation, at a local pub, the mime artist broke his left hand.
But....he still has the right to remain silent.