May I politely suggest watching _The Villain_ with Kirk Douglas, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Ann Margaret..... Live action, but loaded with cartoon gags.
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Mark Silver
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JeffG
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I won a 25K Mastercraft Pro Star 190 Ski boat once, what a nightmare. Took 5 years to straighten out in my favor..But seeing that
IRS envelope in the mailbox always got the blood pressure up.
I told Dad for the last 20 years of his life that the barber was going to have to charge him double, just to hunt for the hair.
When a barber is finished cutting my hair and turns me toward the mirror and asks "What do you think?", I've been known to say, "Well, I think you did the best you could given that you didn't have much to work with."I told Dad for the last 20 years of his life that the barber was going to have to charge him double, just to hunt for the hair.
Mark Silver
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I used to get my hair cut by a female barber/stylist. Once I joked with her to “just cut the grey ones.” She said, “Sorry, I’m a beautician, not a magician.”When a barber is finished cutting my hair and turns me toward the mirror and asks "What do you think?", I've been known to say, "Well, I think you did the best you could given that you didn't have much to work with."
Phil Perrin
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Yeah, Pammi Sue has been buzzing my hair for the last 15 or so years
There's getting less and less of it to buzz off each year!
Bob Erdman
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I still have a full head of hair but I get buzz cuts. I can drive to my barber/stylist, get a hair cut and be home before my wife gets out of the shower. The shop is only 5 minutes away. I used to hate waiting around for a hair cut so the service at this place is just what I needed. Oh, and only $15.plus tip.
Timothy F. Lewis
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Less hair than when I was a younger man but, enough to feel the need for seeing the barber/stylist twice a year Christmas and June. Melanie is a scream, enjoys food and cocktails when we are the last ones on the list for the day, next time a shaker of perfect Manhattans is coming along with some nibbles of some kind.
LMichaels
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If you're buzzing it why not just get a clipper and DIY? Save the $15+
Timothy F. Lewis
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It gets him out of his wife’s hair for half an hour!
Bob Erdman
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I like it a little longer on the top than the sides. They use a #2 and #4 on the top. When I go in I just tell them to hit me with the 2x4.
Phil Perrin
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Mark Silver
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Bob Erdman
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Joe Anshien
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I guess my dryer funny and Mark's hot dog ones did not make it pass the review board