The Humor Thread

[Timothy F. Lewis]

Both!

 

[PHolder]

 

[PHolder]

Are you old enough to remember either?
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Love Karen Carpenter’s voice. Remember seeing the movie on a black and white TV when I was 3 or so.

 

[Bob Erdman]

 

[Tim Campbell]

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Brilliant!

 

[Doug D]

 

[Bill F in Ontario]

 

[Bob Erdman]

 

[JKalchik]

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I always thought those were cute little carrying handles.

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[LMichaels]

 

[Dave Mazz]

A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.

 

[JKalchik]

A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.

And the best of friends will be sitting next to you in the cell, commiserating "Damn, we really screwed up!"

 

[LMichaels]

 

[LMichaels]

 

[JSaus]

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And you do not roll out of bed.

 

[JimK]

 

[PHolder]

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I like to go up to people and ask if something is complimentary. When they say yes I reply ‘it just told me I need to loose weight’. They usually laugh or don’t know what to say.