The Humor Thread

[Fred Strickland]

The Real Man's Bloody Mary

Ingredients:

vodka
tomato juice
Tabasco
Worcestershire sauce
A-1 steak sauce
salt
pepper
celery

Fill a large tumbler with ice and vodka. Throw all the other ingredients away.

Source: "Real Men Don't COOK Quiche" Scott Redman-1982 -Edited by Bruce Feirstein, author of "Real Men Don't EAT Quiche

Or Gran Dovejo Reposado and a lime wedge. Just sayin…

 

[Mark Silver]

 

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[JeffG]

 

[JeffG]

I always said a weatherman could be 90% wrong and still keep his job.

 

[Mark Silver]

The funniest speech I ever heard was at a Chamber of Commerce lunch meeting where a local Portland, OR weatherman just read letters written to him (before the internet). The funniest one I remember was “Hey Bob, caught your forecast yesterday. Just wanted you to know I had to shovel 6 inches of “partly cloudy” off my driveway.”

 

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[Mark Silver]

 

[DanHoo]

 

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[Bob Erdman]

 

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[Mark Silver]

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[Rusty James]

 

[DanHoo]