The Humor Thread

[Mark Silver]

 

[DanHoo]

My youngest kid has forbidden me from telling any more breakfast puns

He said one more and I'm toast

My oldest kid keeps egging me on

He's such a ham

 

[JKalchik]

My youngest kid has forbidden me from telling any more breakfast puns

He said one more and I'm toast

My oldest kid keeps egging me on

He's such a ham

Keep that up, and they'll be bacon for more.....

 

[Chad-Burnt to a T]

My youngest kid has forbidden me from telling any more breakfast puns

He said one more and I'm toast

My oldest kid keeps egging me on

He's such a ham

You have egg on your face

 

[JKalchik]

You have egg on your face

I can keep making yolks about this all day.

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

But, when you’ve got the juice…

 

[LMichaels]

Back in my days as a wrench it the 7/16th or the 1/2" Times were different the struggle is the same

 

[JKalchik]

Back in my days as a wrench it the 7/16th or the 1/2" Times were different the struggle is the same

Or, was it a 12mm?

That..... has some just horrifying implications there.

 

[LMichaels]

 

[D Livingston]

Seems like this is one that's probably, or should have, already been posted in here, but I don't remember seeing it (knowing my luck it was probably just 2 days ago). Apologies if it's a duplicate post.

 

[PHolder]

 

[LMichaels]

 

[LMichaels]

 

[Phil Perrin]

As a guy that USED to have long hair, I've never understood the man bun
If it's in the way, pull it back in a ponytail
WHY got through all the time of growing your hair out just to hide it on top of your head?

 

[DanHoo]

Great. Just by reading this page I'll start getting ads for M a n B u n stuff.

 

[Papa D Bryan]

 

[DanHoo]

I should get one of these

 

[JimK]

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I was today years old.

 

[LMichaels]

I should get one of these

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Then you would look like goof ball on Food Network

 

[James J]

Then you would look like goof ball on Food Network

I happen to know another guy with some “wild hair” on the Food Network!