The Humor Thread
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Jeff Boudman
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Phil Perrin
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DanHoo
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Richard in NS
TVWBB Wizard
Between my wife and two daughters, that is the scene outside my house frequently.
Daryl S
TVWBB Super Fan
Too funny, actually my wife can generate this scene also.Between my wife and two daughters, that is the scene outside my house frequently.
Phil Perrin
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Bob Bailey
TVWBB Wizard
Makes sense to me
Kind of goes along with Prop. 65.
LMichaels
TVWBB 1-Star Olympian
Tim Campbell
TVWBB Guru
Anyone out there a Mitch Hedberg fan? This is his club-sandwich routine. Heads-up...one curse at the very end.
Club sandwich
Club sandwich
Phil Perrin
TVWBB Hall of Fame
Tim Campbell
TVWBB Guru
Here's an oldie...
A newlywed couple is dining at her parent's home with extended family. Two richly-sauced courses in, the groom becomes significantly gassy and really needs to let it loose. Not wishing to embarrass himself, he holds it in.
A moment later, he notices that the parent's dog, Cinder, is sitting beside him, hoping for falling food. Thinking quickly, the groom sees this as an opportunity...he immediately breaks wind. The father-in-law shouts, "CINDER!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!" The groom realizes he can let loose with impunity thanks to Cinder.
The groom uses this as his chance, letting loose from that point forward without hesitation: boom, boom, boom. And with every fart, the FiL exclaims, "CINDER!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!??"
This continues throughout the meal, until finally the groom smugly lets out his worst one yet. The FiL exclaims, "CINDER!! WHAT IS WRO G WITH YOU??!! GET AWAY FROM THAT MAN BEFORE HE S****S ALL OVER YOU!!!"
A newlywed couple is dining at her parent's home with extended family. Two richly-sauced courses in, the groom becomes significantly gassy and really needs to let it loose. Not wishing to embarrass himself, he holds it in.
A moment later, he notices that the parent's dog, Cinder, is sitting beside him, hoping for falling food. Thinking quickly, the groom sees this as an opportunity...he immediately breaks wind. The father-in-law shouts, "CINDER!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!" The groom realizes he can let loose with impunity thanks to Cinder.
The groom uses this as his chance, letting loose from that point forward without hesitation: boom, boom, boom. And with every fart, the FiL exclaims, "CINDER!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!??"
This continues throughout the meal, until finally the groom smugly lets out his worst one yet. The FiL exclaims, "CINDER!! WHAT IS WRO G WITH YOU??!! GET AWAY FROM THAT MAN BEFORE HE S****S ALL OVER YOU!!!"
Rusty James
TVWBB Emerald Member
Daryl S
TVWBB Super Fan
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied...
"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"....I just lost it.......
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
The case came up in court. The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied...
"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"....I just lost it.......
"CASE DISMISSED!!"