The Humor Thread

Rich Dahl

TVWBB 1-Star Olympian
The only thing that's changed in my life is that I wear a mask when I go with Barb (can't drive) And I scream a lot more because I can't drive (I think you can figure out why) although still love here dearly.
The biggest thing I miss is taking Whitney our rescue pup out for our morning walks out in the fields at the end of our street, her time and mine to enjoy the walk and the companionship of a wonderful dog. We hit the dirt and the leash comes off and we both just chill and enjoy some time just enjoying the fresh air and scenery. Her in the hunting mode and me in the wishing I had the hunting skills she has.
Other than that I am very much like the caption I posted.
So be it!
 

D Livingston

TVWBB Fan
Ach... I'll spend the extra .25 cents for BoonesFarm.

My roommates and I threw a Boone's Farm party one night. Instead of the typical keg for a college party, we bought several cases of Boones Farm. Some 30 years later it's still talked about by friends with some odd reverence. It was a very fun and memorable party.
 
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Timothy F. Lewis

TVWBB Hall of Fame
Cheap wine, Gallo “Flambeau” was the one that really made me understand seeing my heels come though my mouth!
Church canoe trip, enough shared!
After that, I started drinking “real” booze, the following year, I made friends with Jack, Jim and, Johnny! We had a rocky start but, we learned where our friendship ended and mutual respect followed. I have not called “Ralph O’Rourke” in a very long time! But, now I’m more concerned with keeping those darned kids off my lawn!

Bob, wouldn’t it be just as easy to wrap a couple of firebricks in foil and set them at the back? That thing looks like a lot of money for a brick. Maybe a piece of angle iron wrapped the same way? I don’t crush tube steaks anyway but, gee, this is a gadget for a gadgets sake! Not that I’m immune from “gadgetosis” as my over stuffed garage can attest.
 
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Bob Correll

TVWBB 1-Star Olympian
I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I'm 73 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness. When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the line and start all over again,
Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time.
 

Lynn Dollar

TVWBB Wizard
I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I'm 73 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness. When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the line and start all over again,
Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time.

Bob Correll ............you are an evil old man ............. an hilarious evil old man.................... but :D
 

Brian_D

TVWBB Super Fan
Ach... I'll spend the extra .25 cents for BoonesFarm.
Ach... BoonesFarm. My friends and I used to each get a bottle & drink it til... Well I won't say. But BoonesFarm (also California coolers + Bartles & James) is the whole reason I wouldn't/didn't/couldn't drink wine for over 30 years.
 

Rusty James

TVWBB Gold Member
 

Phil Perrin

TVWBB Honor Circle
I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I'm 73 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness. When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the line and start all over again,
Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time.

Age and treachery shall overcome youth and skill!
I HAVE to remember this!
 

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