The Humor Thread

[Rusty James]

Still trying to figure this one out, but I think it has something to do with monkeypox / planet of the apes.

 

[LMichaels]

Follow up to my earlier one

 

[JKalchik]

Still trying to figure this one out, but I think it has something to do with monkeypox / planet of the apes.

Nope..... it's a [bad] riff on a sort of he said, she said, sort of meme.

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

Nope..... it's a [bad] riff on a sort of he said, she said, sort of meme.

Nope, definitely Planet of the Apes!

 

[JKalchik]

Nope, definitely Planet of the Apes!

<sigh>

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It's a [bad] riff on a he said, she said..... reworked with the end of Planet of the Apes.

 

[Daryl S]

 

[Rich Dahl]

Every time I slip out an SBD (silent but deadly) my Black lab starts barking at me alerting Barb to a possible gas attack before I can get away. That's when she gives me "the look" and somehow the lab gets a cookie.

 

[Bob Bailey]

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Wait 'til your exhaust starts leaking too!

 

[ChuckH]

Every time I slip out an SBD (silent but deadly) my Black lab starts barking at me alerting Barb to a possible gas attack before I can get away. That's when she gives me "the look" and somehow the lab gets a cookie.

We used to have a Shih Tzu that would go on a point if you farted around him. I miss that little guy.

 

[PHolder]

Still trying to figure this one out, but I think it has something to do with monkeypox / planet of the apes.

There's a set of meme's between a cat and a woman. This is one example:

 

[LMichaels]

I love those

 

[PHolder]

We used to have a Shih Tzu that would go on a point if you farted around him. I miss that little guy.

I had a lab several years ago that did the opposite. When we had company over he would go over to where company was sitting and go crop-dusting and leave the room. After about a 5 second delay the guests start gasping for air. We began to only invite company when we could gather outside.

 

[Ed P]

Our 2 dogs always pass the SBD variety...very deadly. One of them was walking away from me the other day and he let go of an audible fart, which caused him to stop, turn around, and look at his butt. I laughed until I had tears in my eyes.

 

[Rusty James]

Every time I slip out an SBD (silent but deadly) my Black lab starts barking at me alerting Barb to a possible gas attack before I can get away. That's when she gives me "the look" and somehow the lab gets a cookie.

A friend used to camp and fly fish a lot in the mountains. However, his dog was bad about passing gas, and thereby setting off the camper's gas alarm mounted in the ceiling.

 

[JSaus]

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

My sister had a dog that would give the most shocked, disgusted look and left the room when he’d hear a human fart! His were silent and simply foul but, he’d sleep right through them?

 

[Darren Lebner]

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That's what's known as a south pas faux.

 

[Ed P]

That's what's known as a south pas faux.

That's not your typical groaner. Nice pun!

 

[Rusty James]

A friend's cat ate some human food (some kind of soup) recently, and the resulting odor was so bad, I had to go outside for fresh air.

EDIT: It was homemade onion soup. The morrow of the story is; if you have unwanted guests arriving, feed your pet onion soup.

 

[Brad Olson]

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