The Humor Thread

[BFletcher]

 

[Daryl S]

 

[Darren Lebner]

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Paging Miss Emily Litella! Paging Miss Emily Litella!!!

 

[Bob Bailey]

What We’re Dealing With Here, Is A Complete Lack Of Respect For The Law.​

Dem sumbiches!

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

Don’t go there, Bob, they are ALL crooked!

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Phil Perrin]

Don’t go there, Bob, they are ALL crooked!

Truer words have not been spoken on here!

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[Daryl S]

 

[JeffG]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Daryl S]

 

[JSaus]

 

[Brian_D]

An accountant, an engineer and a lawyer were bragging about their dogs’ abilities.

The accountant said: “ledger”, count out sixteen cookies, and the dog did.

The engineer said: “sliderule”, pile those cookies in four piles of four, and the dog did.

The lawyer was out of ideas for his dog so he said: “loophole”, do what I do.
So the dog ate all the cookies and screwed the other two dogs

 

[LMichaels]

 

[JSaus]

 

[Daryl S]

 

[Phil Perrin]

I wonder if Pammi will let me do this for our dachshunds?

 

[Brian_D]