The Humor Thread


 
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An older couple were driving when they met an Arkansas State Trooper. The man, who was behind the wheel, quickly put on his seatbelt.
Unfortunately, in the rear view mirror, he saw the Trooper make a u-turn and put on his lights.

The Trooper approached and said, “Sir I have to give you a ticket for failure to wear your seat belt.”
The old man protested, “Well of course I’m wearing my seat belt, you can see that with your own eyes!”

“Sir, you weren’t wearing it when we passed each other, you just put it on while I was turning around.”

The driver continued to argue, insisting he was not in the wrong, and even said, “If you don’t believe me, just ask my wife – she’ll
tell you the truth! Tell him, dear.”

The Trooper sighed, leaned in the window and said “Ma’am is there anything you’d like to say?”

The old woman, who had been sitting quietly in the passenger seat during this altercation, said “Officer, I have been married to this man
for nearly 30 years and if there is one thing I have learned during that time, it is - never argue with him when he’s drunk.”
 
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