Women and tools. Always a topic of controversy. My Wife is the dream bride of any Weber fanatic as I
have mentioned here many times. She helps me acquire them, transport, clean, prep, and seldom complains at all. HOWEVER,
that whole tool thing ..... If I get a tool, I better damn well use it, or I will be getting an earful at some point.
I bought a router about 12 years ago. I just had to have it. It was going to change my life. Not a particularly expensive one,
about $75 or so. Well, that router sat on a shelf for 6 years before I ever opened the box. When I finally got around to opening
it, there were no bits included. I bought one bit, and used it the one time. It has sat in the same spot in my garage for another
6 years. I still have dreams of using it all the time, and I still plan for it to change my life at some point. And of course, I still hear
about that router a couple of times a year, and mainly when I mention I am about to purchase another tool that will be life altering.
Typically, I leave the subject alone, and let her go on and on until she runs out of steam. However, if the mood strikes me right, I
take her by the hand, walk her to her closet, and start counting her shoes and purses. End of conversation.
