Sorry Dustin, not everything under the sun needs to be smoked.
I have done a couple "Passover" style briskets and they were fabulous!
Sear, remove, sweat three pounds of onions in the roaster, scraping up the fond from the brisket, replace the beef on top of the onions, add five big bay leaves, some stock or wine or even just water, cover and roast. Sometimes a full mirepoix isn't necessary but, you can as you wish.
When there is three feet of snow outside with twenty five MPH wind, tending a kettle or smoker isn't a pleasant job. No, it's not like a smoked brisket but, it's every bit as good. There are more ways to cook than we can shake a stick at.
They all have their merits and drawbacks, they are all good but all different.
Your analogy of the steak did make me cringe, though. I understand your point totally!