Larry D.
TVWBB Emerald Member
OK, since I'm feeling generous (it being near Christmas), I'll offer to settle this.
1. Everyone cook a brisket and send it to me.
2. I'll feed them to the horde of locusts I call "the in-laws" and we'll see which is best.
3. If one is markedly better than all the rest, then the person who cooked it gets to say his way is the correct way, and call everyone else "Grasshopper", and in turn be called Master Q'er (pronounce that however you like). If not, then if one is markedly worse than all the rest, everyone gets to point to the person who cooked it, and laugh derisively.
4. If they are all good, then I get to tell you all to cook your briskets the way that gets you the best results - live long, and prosper.
Any takers?
1. Everyone cook a brisket and send it to me.
2. I'll feed them to the horde of locusts I call "the in-laws" and we'll see which is best.
3. If one is markedly better than all the rest, then the person who cooked it gets to say his way is the correct way, and call everyone else "Grasshopper", and in turn be called Master Q'er (pronounce that however you like). If not, then if one is markedly worse than all the rest, everyone gets to point to the person who cooked it, and laugh derisively.
4. If they are all good, then I get to tell you all to cook your briskets the way that gets you the best results - live long, and prosper.
Any takers?
