Since I started the post...maybe I should share my story.
My dad has always been into Weber's. He has an old Smokey Joe to cook steaks on at our Cabin. He had an early Genesis that we cooked on nightly at our home growing up (did our first July 4th Brisket on that thing too!). Anyway, when I started grilling quite a bit I'd use his old Rectangular Char-Broil BBQ/Smoker from the late 70's/early 80's. Made a lot of good food, but I wanted a solid Weber kettle and a smoker.
When I got married, one of the wedding presents I asked for was a WSM. I dropped so many hints to everyone (that I felt like Ralphie in "A Christmas Story"), but alas, was gifted a Vita Mix instead. Don't get me wrong, that was a great gift, that I still use almost daily. I love to cook...but still I longed for a WSM. My father-in-law gifted me his used Weber 22.5 Kettle back in 2008. It had to be one of the last ones made with wooden handles; handles disintegrated, the bowl was bent, lid munched, no ash pan, and the fire grate was concave. I honestly would have sworn it was from the early 80's. I had to replace the grates recently, but still used it in our current home. Just before I sold it last week, I decided to check the code to see how old it was: EI (1997). Man...that much abuse before I inherited it in 2008...wow! Anyway, I smoked my first turkey on it. Made complete meals and perfect tri-tips on it. It taught me what a Weber 22.5" kettle could do and what I needed as the family cook. And on that note...as a family cook, I look at Weber's as utensils. Sure they are "art," but at the end of the day they need to function. Period. Just like Le Cruset or All-Clad; I don't care what they look like...as long as they perform to the standard with which they were created.
So I currently own 3 Weber's: A 22.5" kettle, an 18.5" WSM, and a Ranch Kettle.
1) I upgraded my father-in-law's "EI" 22.5" to a very clean used "G" code One Touch 22.5" last week for $20 (sold the EI for $10 to a guy who only wanted the lid for his UDS), so I am in for a $10 investment. Kept the newer grates so its like I put the new seats in an old car that wasn't wrecked!

Give me a Weber 22" and I can crush a complete meal...cooked entirely on it. I will always have one until my last breath...and will someday maybe have 2. Up with my Lodge Cast Iron, Le Cruset Dutch Over, and All Clad cookware, the Weber 22.5" is simply one of the best pieces of cooking equipment that I own.
2) The day before the upgrade, I finally scored my WSM. I have been doing homework like crazy. I wanted a nice used one so I scoured Craigslist. So many potential deals I passed/missed on it felt like I was never going to find one. I was leaning toward a used 22.5"WSM but would happily do an 18.5" WSM for the right price. Got an 18.5"WSM for $80 with a bent door and broken latch. Honestly, I probably could have made them work...but decided to a Cajun Bandit Door and Compression Latch. Under $130 for a nearly new WSM with an upgraded door! Can't get much better than that! New door should be here any day. I can't wait to try a pork butt on it. best part is...my dad just got a brand-new 18.5" WSM for his birthday so its like we are on the same learning curve (or perhaps "enrolled" in the same college class at the same time!!!). There are good times ahead!
3) The Ranch Kettle. The Party Bus. The Behemoth. So like most Weber people, they secretly fantasize about having one. Some can afford a new one, most wait forever for a clean used one. Well, the other day, I see an ad for a Weber Ranch in my old stomping grounds for $300. I have to try to jump on this. If I get it great! If I miss it...oh well.
Texted and emailed on it with no response. Decided to call. Gentleman I spoke with was a caterer and told me it was a gift to him which he has never really used. He simply uses other grills for his business, so this one has to go. The reason he wanted to deal with me? Because of the local area of code of my phone number!!
He told me he had been getting calls all day from across the state and because I was local (I'm not really local anymore) and could pick it up in a few hours, he would sell it to me. He sent me some pics....everything looked pretty good! I'm not so local anymore like I said, so I made a phone call. I had a proxy drive over pick it up for me, kindly fronting the money. So how much just did it cost me? Not $300. But, in true BBQ fashion, I traded a piece of "bolt-action hunting equipment" that I was happy to let go of and the other person was more than happy to receive. My trading partner power washed it and delivered it to me as a part of our deal. So after its cleaned up, it looks really nice. The lid has had some light hail/rock damage. Not really pits...more like small chips that aren't rusted. But like I said earlier...I look at Weber's as tools. If down the road it needs to be repainted, I am OK with it.
Everyone, even my wife, was more than thrilled with the swap. We all win. When she saw the Ranch...she didn't say..."oh thats huge/too big/what were you thinking? etc." Rather, she looked at it and then looked at me and said "You know what this means don't you?" "What?" I replied. She slyly responded, "We need to get a big Paella pan to go on top of that grate

." Yeah she drives me crazy sometimes, but answers like that make me want to cook all the time! I can see me using this grill at least 6-10 times per year so that I can be justified in keeping it.
Why don't I own others? More space/function than anything else. I have passed on so many Weber deals its crazy. Just today I found two newer 18.5" kettles for $20 (for both!). But I don't need a Weber 18.5;" let alone two! Or I may purchase a second 22.5" rather than hunt for a 26"
If I were to acquire anymore in the future it would probably be:
1) Another 22.5" kettle...backup/supplemental.
2) Sell my 18.5 WSM for a 22.5"WSM (nice thought...but probably not necessary). I think the 18.5 will be great!
3) A Weber Jumbo Joe 18" for camping.
Other than that....I just may pass on deals (or pass them along here!)
