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I stopped at Chevron to get a bottle of Gatorade. As I was pulling up, I noticed these 2 deputies watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her gas. SERIOUSLY!???

I thought, is this lady crazy, or what, especially with 2 sheriff deputies standing RIGHT there! But anyway, I minded my own business and went inside and got my drink. As I was paying for my Gatorade, I heard someone screaming!! Like I’m talkin' violent death screams! I looked outside and I saw that this woman's arm was on fire!! She was swinging her arm, running around, going nuts!! When I got outside, the sheriff’s had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the squad car.. I was thinking, arrested? Shouldn’t she be in an ambulance, not a squad car?? And being nosey as I am, I asked the deputy what they were arresting her for...

He looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM”!
 
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