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Peter, Jesus, and an old man are playing a round of golf

On the first hole, a par 4, Peter lets loose an impressive drive that splits the fairway and lands yards from the green. "Nice shot, Peter!" exclaim Jesus and the old man.

Next up, Jesus effortlessly unleashes a monster drive. Ball ends up feet from the hole. "Beautiful shot, J!" exclaim Peter and the old man. "You drove the green on a par 4!"

Finally, the old man takes his tee shot. His swing is unorthodox to say the least. He shanks it terribly. The ball careens towards the woods, and bounces from tree to tree without hitting the ground for several minutes.

At long last, the ball zooms from the trees heading directly for the water. Suddenly, a largemouth bass leaps into the air and swallows the ball whole. At that exact moment, a hawk swoops in from out of nowhere and catches the bass in its talons. Shocked, the fish spits out the ball which lands gently on the green and rolls directly into the cup.

"HOLE IN ONE!!" yells the old man, dancing with glee. "That ball never touched the ground until the green! You both saw it."

Jesus just looks at the old man, shakes his head, and says, "Nice shot, dad. But can we please quit messing around and just play some golf?!"
 
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