The Humor Thread

[John K BBQ]

That's a railroad bridge. Doing anything to it makes highway maintenance look easy in comparison. IMO, there isn't any excuse for not knowing where the corners of your vehicle are.

4" isn't enough, though. To get it up to federal standards would mean either raising the bridge 2' (GODAWFUL expensive, and track work for at least several hundred feet in both directions,) or drop the roadway 2' (and right there? a LOT of highway work all around that intersection.)

OMG - whoever operates the website is collecting bits of wreckage and selling it for art! Even more funny, people buy it! Funnier than that, it looks like someone may have paid over $80 for this piece

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[PHolder]

 

[Richard in NS]

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And you live rent free for that 10 years as well.

 

[Bob Correll]

 

[LMichaels]

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No issues with my youngest daughter. She can melt the paint off the walls

 

[JimK]

 

[Jeff Boudman]

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So true.

 

[Rusty James]

 

[Brian_D]

 

[Mark Foreman]

What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied,“D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.”“Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered,“No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”

 

[Phil Perrin]

I should've went up there to see the can opener in person before they raised it.

They raised it?!?!?! That's crazy!

 

[BryanO]

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So true. We might get flagged but I’m cool with it.

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[Bob Correll]

 

[LMichaels]

That's why you should have a large backyard

 

[Rusty James]

 

[Rusty James]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Brian_D]