The Humor Thread

[Bob Erdman]

Do you think the astronauts are lining up to try out the Boeing Starliner?

They probably are. It's a no go for me.

 

[Bob Bailey]

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C'mon Dan. You gotta have better material than that

 

[DanHoo]

C'mon Dan. You gotta have better material than that

It's a slow week.

 

[DanHoo]

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas

 

[Bob Erdman]

It's a slow week.

Dan, in your defense, I thought it was hilarious. Especially when I said it out loud in my head.

 

[DanHoo]

Here is an oldie, but if you haven't seen it, crank up your speakers...

 

[Mark Silver]

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas

"Yes, English can be weird.
It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though."
~David Burge

 

[JKalchik]

They probably are. It's a no go for me.

Years ago it was.... lessee..... a million and a half lbs of liquid hydrogen and oxygen, the most potent chemical combination known to man, with a tuna can on top, built by the lowest bidder. You're gonna strap me in and throw a match under it. Where do I sign up?

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Bob Erdman]

 

[Joe Anshien]

 

[Bob Erdman]

She will celebrate without you, because you will be deceased!

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

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I was at a wedding at the vaunted U of M school of hospitality and the entire meal was completely dreadful! Butter noodles and nuggets were the kid option and to this day I wish I’d gotten them! The cake was frightening! Thank all that is good that my wife and I stopped for an appetizer at the “Common Grill” in Chelsea, beforehand!

 

[Bob Erdman]

 

[Bob Erdman]

 

[Wilmer Cogburn]

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

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I want one! XL don’t even care what color!