The Humor Thread

[Joe Anshien]

 

[LMichaels]

 

[Darren Lebner]

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He won't make that mistake again.

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[JSaus]

 

[LMichaels]

 

[DanHoo]

 

[JKalchik]

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Q: Why are lawyers buried 10' down instead of 6' down?

A: Because, deep down, they're good people.

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[LMichaels]

 

[Daryl S]

 

[TonyUK]

 

[LMichaels]

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Sadly this is a commentary on what our world has become. Fear has removed the joy

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

We’ve lived in this house for thirty two years and ONE year we had five trick or treaters, I quit stocking much candy a long time ago, when my grand children were really little, yes they got plenty!! I don’t even turn the light on anymore.

 

[JKalchik]

The neighborhood we live in is rather well known for being generous on Halloween. We've stopped giving out candy (we just do NOT need the temptation,) but the last time we did, I think we handed out something like 22 lbs.

 

[PHolder]

 

[TonyUK]

We’ve lived in this house for thirty two years and ONE year we had five trick or treaters, I quit stocking much candy a long time ago, when my grand children were really little, yes they got plenty!! I don’t even turn the light on anymore.

Get. Off. My. Lawn!

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

Get. Off. My. Lawn!

EXACTLY! little hooligans!

 

[LMichaels]

 

[Ed P]

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I know the feeling!