I actually worked with a guy who, at a company function, and after being told of a one cup limit, went and dumped out a 5 gal + water cooler bottle and brought it to the beer truck to have it filled.
He wasn't there too long after that. Stupid move on his part, but he still goes down in company stories as a legend.
My idiot alcoholic former roommate
He wouldn't let the flames die down from the lighter fluid and wound up burning EVERYTHING!
Not to mention the lovely taste of petroleum
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow,
And every where that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go ;
He followed her to school one day
The kids said "what to do?"
The teacher said, "I know what!"
"Let's have a barbeque!"