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Missing Wife

Husband: My wife is missing. She went
shopping yesterday and has not come home...

Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?

Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet
tall.

Sergeant:
Weight?

Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant:
Color of eyes?

Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sergeant:
Color of hair?

Husband:
Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark
brown now. I can't
remember.

Sergeant:
What was she wearing?

Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or
shorts. I don't know exactly.

Sergeant:
what kind of car did she go in?

Husband:
She went in my truck.

Sergeant:
What kind of truck was it?

Husband:
A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with
eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with
manual transmission and climate controlled
air conditioning. It has a custom matching white
cover for the bed, which has a matching
aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way
seats and
"Bubba" floor mats. Trail-ring package with
gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD
with full GPS navigation, satellite radio
receiver,
23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB
port, and four power outlets. I added special
alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has
custom running boards and indirect wheel well
lighting....

At this point the husband started choking
up. . .

Sergeant:
Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck !
 
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