Based on your avatar...baked.I’ve never had a burger at 2:30 AM.
Sober.
For 2 in the morning it sure did come out good, and using those knives as well, seemed like it was also a daredevil move. The bacon also looks pretty well cooked for being 2 in the morning too. There is only 1 reason why I stay up until 2 in the morning, adding knives to the mix is a bad idea for me anyways.