Beware of the flying brisket!


 
This is why we need back round checks for brisket purchases. Maybe require a brisket safety class and a license to cook them. Better yet just outlaw them.
 
"sir could you describe the weapon used in the attack?"

"It was juicy, tender, had great bark..."

"sir I am not sure you heard me correctly"
 
It would be real interesting to hear how he explains to his family just how exactly he ended up in the pokey.
 

 

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