The performer the "performer", SJ mini the Mini, E320 the gasser, Genesis 1000 with green top the greenie, the 18.5 WSM the "low life egg sucking dog that won't get hot"
I purchased an old green 2006 performer off of CL. The lid vent has DR stamped on it so the Lady of the House started calling it "Doctor Green", the name stuck.
I didn't name my 14.5 WSM but my dad did. He said it looked like R2D2 so that's what I've been calling it and I simply call my 22.5 Simpsons edition "Homer" and I have christened my "C" code WSM with the name "Black Pearl"
How funny, I got my WSM in early October and I had agreed to cater my in-laws 50th wedding anniversary party which was October 26th.
Knowing I needed to learn how to cook on the WSM quickly I went into power BBQ'ing mode and did several back to back cooks.
During the fourth cook my wife asked if I liked the smoker and I told her I liked it so much I was going to name it.... I never did name it but maybe I should give that more consideration.