Mary, this made me laugh.
I'll bet Eugene has plenty of schmucks, just like everywhere else.
Schnucks is a funny name though, but have a claim to fame for 'inventing' the pork steak.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_steak
Bob, I had to take a second look at the name Schnucks..Who the he'll names their grocery chain Schnucks? Pork steaks or not, You know, everyone calls them Schmucks!