Tim Campbell
TVWBB Emerald Member
That's good.
The Humor Thread
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Tim Campbell
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A wife is finally fed-up by her husband's years of constant, chronic tardiness. One day she hits her boiling point and devises a plan. She leaves a note on his dresser reading, "I'm sick and tired of constantly waiting for you. You can cook your own dinners now; I'm leaving you. DO NOT bother following me." She then moves her car, returns, and hides under the bed.
Minutes later, her husband comes home. She sees him walk into the bedroom and over to the dresser, where he picks up the note. Moments later, she sees him scribble something on the paper. Then he makes a phone call.
"Hi, baby...it's me. I can't believe it but she's finally gone. Yeah...she walked out. Now you and I can be together at last. Wear something nice...we're getting after it tonight. You know I love you."
He hangs up and leaves. The wife, distraught and weeping, hears his car roar to life and speed away. She emerges from beneath the bed teary-eyed, approaches the dresser and grabs the note to see why he wrote anything at all.
In her husband's best handwriting, the note read, "I can see your feet. We're out of bread. Be back in ten minutes."
Minutes later, her husband comes home. She sees him walk into the bedroom and over to the dresser, where he picks up the note. Moments later, she sees him scribble something on the paper. Then he makes a phone call.
"Hi, baby...it's me. I can't believe it but she's finally gone. Yeah...she walked out. Now you and I can be together at last. Wear something nice...we're getting after it tonight. You know I love you."
He hangs up and leaves. The wife, distraught and weeping, hears his car roar to life and speed away. She emerges from beneath the bed teary-eyed, approaches the dresser and grabs the note to see why he wrote anything at all.
In her husband's best handwriting, the note read, "I can see your feet. We're out of bread. Be back in ten minutes."
Bill D-NC
TVWBB Pro
You may want to ask the guy who created the meme, and put in the text. For me it was only the one jpg.Isn't that two photos?
BD
Timothy F. Lewis
TVWBB 1-Star Olympian
Should be a hot dog…
Ed P
TVWBB Platinum Member
At work, during lunch, a friend of mine offered a homemade tamale to a co-worker. Apparently he had never eaten a tamale before because, to everyone's amazement and amusement, he bit into it before we could tell him he needed to remove the husk first.
Bob Erdman
TVWBB All-Star
Phil Perrin
TVWBB Hall of Fame
Haha, that took me a second Fletch! Getting slower in my old age.
BFletcher
TVWBB Honor Circle
Me too, me too!
Phil Perrin
TVWBB Hall of Fame
Rusty James
TVWBB Emerald Member
Ed P
TVWBB Platinum Member
Oh gawd. I bet that hurt.