The Humor Thread
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Rusty James
TVWBB Emerald Member
A three-legged cat in the neighborhood tried to pick a fight with our four-legged tom.
The first cat didn't have a leg to stand on.
The first cat didn't have a leg to stand on.
Darren Lebner
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Tim Campbell
TVWBB Guru
That is absolutely brilliant.
Phil Perrin
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John K BBQ
TVWBB All-Star
Since you brought up Mitch: Escalators can't really fail, they can only become stairs... when they fail, the sign should say "temporarily stairs"...
Tim Campbell
TVWBB Guru
That one got me. Nailed it.
Papa D Bryan
TVWBB Member
Due to inflation, a person with a doughnut will not take a dollar to doughnut bet. Doughnuts each sell for more than a dollar now so how’s that a good wager?
…and someone who has a dollar really wants to wager with someone who has cupcakes!!!
…and someone who has a dollar really wants to wager with someone who has cupcakes!!!
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Ummmmm..... that's only MOSTLY true. I've seen video where the chains have broken on both sides, and the treads go sailing down towards the bottom, with nothing to stand on. Rather terrifying, and hopefully a very rare occurrence.
John K BBQ
TVWBB All-Star
Just quoting/paraphrasing a Mitch Hedberg joke... I know nothing about escalators... Would be interested to "look under the hood" sometime tho..
Darren Lebner
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Ed P
TVWBB Platinum Member
What's funny to me is our 17lb 12yo Siamese cat does not like an empty food dish...he gets real lovey-dovey toward me (I'm the one that feeds him). Today he woke me up and got me out of bed so I could refill his food dish.
