The Humor Thread


 
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Why do you have to watch out for ninjas’ farts?
They’re silent — but deadly.

What happens when you make a bean and onion casserole?
Tear gas.

You think you have it rough?!
Think how many farts a couch has to endure in silence.

Why did the man stop telling fart jokes?
He was told his jokes stink.

Why did everyone notice when Bill Gates farted in the Apple store?
Because they didn’t have any Windows.

Farts are like children.
You don’t mind your own but you can’t stand other people’s.

There is no more nerve-racking moment than attempting your first fart after having diarrhea.

I got fired from my job delivering leaflets on flatulence awareness because I accidentally ripped one.

What do you get when an aristocrat farts?
A noble gas.

I just rang the Incontinence Hotline.
The woman said, “Can you hold, please.”

I farted at work yesterday and my co-worker opened the window.
It must have been bad — we’re flight attendants.

An old married couple are in a concert one Friday night when the woman turns to her husband and says, “I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?”
The husband tells her, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.”

If you farted while traveling at the speed of sound,
would you smell it before you heard it?

Farting on an elevator is probably the worst thing you can do.
It’s just wrong on so many levels.
 
Agreed! Actually though if you sweat Kale with good olive oil and garlic, some red pepper flakes as well it's really quite good
 
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