The Humor Thread

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Ed P]

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Is Alice Cooper related to Keith Richards?

 

[C Lewis]

 

[Joe Anshien]

 

[Joe Anshien]

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[Brock Gingery]

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Need anyone say the obligatory "Merry Christmas! Crapper was full!"?

 

[Brock Gingery]

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If you think that is bad, try this. Pay in cash.....

When they say "That will be $7.85" hand them $10.43 and ask for your change.

Then wait.....................

 

[JSaus]

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Went to McD's not long ago and ordered two BigMacs. Opened the box and from bottom to top it was - bottom bun, beef patty, beef patty, cheese, middle bun, top bun. Both identical... Must have been the same guy.

 

[D Livingston]

If you think that is bad, try this. Pay in cash.....

When they say "That will be $7.85" hand them $10.43 and ask for your change.

Then wait.....................

I've confused them by giving them $10.85...

 

[RJ Humphrey]

Local estate sale in North Central Florida

 

[Phil Perrin]

I've confused them by giving them $10.85...

Just to make their minds blow a little further!

 

[JimK]

 

[Joe Anshien]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[BFletcher]

 

[Joan]

DH has a hard time using our heating pad when Gracie is around. lol

 

[BFletcher]

 

[Joan]

HA HA Does anyone else have this problem? With DH, his problem is whenever he goes to read a book in bed (like the cartoon, on his stomach) Gracie plops down on the book. DH puts the book aside, she leaves, he starts reading again, she is back. lol

 

[Bob Bailey]

Every animal has been put on this Earth with purpose. Pretty sure a housecat's purpose is to torment us. When we lived out in the sticks, we had a slew of semi-feral cats that hung around for the bit of food we put out. They took care of mice, rats, snakes and other pesky critters. I was appreciative of them.