The Humor Thread

[Joan]

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Isn't he nice, he calls me everyday also. lol

Sometimes I think when he is very busy, he has his wife call. They still call even after I told them my car is almost 20 years old. lol

 

[Joe Anshien]

 

[Bob Bailey]

The one that calls me wants to make sure I'm not arrested for some ridiculous tax debt. You should hear the named he calls me when I tell him I need the address to send the check to.

 

[Joan]

I know, isn't it nice of some people to alert us when someone has put the exact amount every day on our credit cards. They are sooo sweet. (and full of ) who said that?

 

[C Lewis]

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[Ed P]

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Please...put me in handcuffs...I have this fantasy...

 

[Ed P]

So then I answered this "Help Wanted" ad for weekend work...easy work and good pay, they said...




Would it be inappropriate if I added that this reminds me of a girl I knew in High School?
So many times I went home with such pain in my heart that I knew it must be love.

 

[Ed P]

"Yes! I'm from California! How could you tell?"

 

[Ed P]

"Hey! Pull over! Right there, at the curb! Is that a Weber?"

 

[Jeff Boudman]

 

[JimK]

 

[Mark Silver]

 

[Jeff Boudman]

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Well worth it!

 

[John K BBQ]

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Reminds me of the movie Sandlot - the swimming pool scene with Squints and Wendy Peffercorn

 

[Joan]

 

[BFletcher]

A Meteorologist and his dog... I love this, lol

 

[JSaus]

 

[C Lewis]

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I always say that when I die, I hope my wife sells all of my guns for what they are worth, not for what I told her I paid for them.

 

[C Lewis]