Jim Lampe
TVWBB 1-Star Olympian
marinated in wickers for 'bout two hours at room temps
then seasoned with pigsalt and galena street rub
small reds with a few baby Yukons in lard
pork meat on bones with apple wood for smoke on the 26"OTG indirect for 1½ hours
Madison showing her famous pirate smirk...
then Maddie tells her favourite pirate joke....
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shiit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
anyway, the bone-in pork on the grill, grillin' away
then served up quite boringly with sautéed carrots
and Rufus on the side.
Thanks for yarrr time
then seasoned with pigsalt and galena street rub
small reds with a few baby Yukons in lard
pork meat on bones with apple wood for smoke on the 26"OTG indirect for 1½ hours
Madison showing her famous pirate smirk...
then Maddie tells her favourite pirate joke....
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shiit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
anyway, the bone-in pork on the grill, grillin' away
then served up quite boringly with sautéed carrots
and Rufus on the side.
Thanks for yarrr time
