I'll bite.
BINGO across the top row, but I streeeeetched the truth, a lot:
1. I gave a small butane torch to my partner for Mother's Day. Does that count?
2. I just bought and assembled a new grill. Does that count as "cleaning"?
3. We have skewers in a drawer somewhere. My partner knows where they are. I can find them if I search enough drawers. Does that count?
4. I got a grilling-themed apron and it is stored in the grill cabinet, but I have never worn an apron while grilling. Does that count?
5. My partner recently made a rub for her grilled shrimp boil. It is the only rub either of us has made. She prepared the food, but I grilled it for her. Does that count?
Note: I am not against grilling aprons per se. I would prefer not to be seen in that "D*** Hot!" apron, which is why I don't wear an apron at the grill. It was a Christmas gift. In case it matters, I wear a typical shop apron in the garage.
I can also check boxes for multiple grills, grilling tools, folding foil packets, made ribs last summer, grilling mitts, refiling a propane tank, and grill light. Clarifying:
* Multiple Grills: Since we bought the new grill, the old one is in the side yard, awaiting sale or parting out to family.
* Folding foil packets: Is this a trick question?
* Grilling Mitts: Only one true grilling glove (a gift). The rest are old fabric kitchen oven mitts. They migrate to the grill when they get too ugly for the kitchen.
* Refilled a Propane Tank: For the old grill before we replaced it. The new grill uses natural gas.
* Grill Light: Came built-in on the new grill.