Funny, I feel the same... but 5 or more people. It was funny when I dump the smoked wings in the tray. It became pretty quiet and I can see the pile of bones getting bigger on each persons plate.
If not BBQing, then sleep. My 2 year old drains me. Been a lifetime computer geek, until I saw a post of a mini WSM build last year on here. Bought myself a performer and Q last year and got hooked on cooking. Made the mini this spring and now hooked on smoking everything. It's extremely satisfying when your cook comes out perfect or a good learning experience when things go wrong.