Would this be an arrestable offense?

[LMichaels]

Thanks. Believe me I am VERY VERY discreet as I embarrass VERY easily anyway. But for anyone who like me is on a BP med with a diuretic and TypeII with kidney failure the "urge" hits suddenly without mercy and it's either find a men's room NOW or a friendly tree LOL. Doesn't happen often as I do everything I can to control the timing just sometimes it is what it is
Thanks for the funny stories. Having worked for a long time in the airline industry (both as customer service agent and as a flight attendant) there are many fun things I could regale people with. Probably could write a book LOL

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

The law has entered a piece of sage advice, if you get some “buckaroo” you might have a problem but, again if your not in the middle of a parking lot and doing a “rain dance” you’re probably going to be fine.
Thank you Officer Grillman,

 

[LMichaels]

You're killin' me here!

 

[Bruce]

Just tryin' to keep you out of jail Larry.

 

[LMichaels]

Hey 3 hots and a cot how can you beat that?

 

[George Curtis]

Or do as I do and use a catheter. Ok, I'm a paraplegic so no choice there.

 

[LMichaels]

Damn! I didn't realize that! Yet you stil manage to get out and grill/bbq and what not. Amazing!