Steve Hoch
TVWBB Hall of Fame
Great stories, I'll never think about welding again!☺So I'm sitting here with a big grin on my face and my wife asks me what I'm smiling about...talking about welding brings back some funny memories for me.
There was the time that Otis was welding and a spark flew under a corn broom that was sitting nearby. He looked like an Olympic Torch Bearer as he picked up the flaming broom and ran to the sink with it.
Then there was the time that Reggie was TIG welding and having trouble so he wondered if the gas was coming on. He held the torch up to his ear to see if he could hear the gas flowing and hit the pedal. The high frequency start gave him quite a jolt.
I've already told you about Elliot (he was named after "Wild Bill" Elliot and the name suited him) and the arc burn. He was out of work for a few days and came back to work with his face all greased up and peeling.
Darryl was sitting at the bench TIG welding. We had this HEAVY 6" Kurt-style vise sitting on the table and he knocked it off while under the hood and it landed on his foot. He had to cut the toe off his boot while his foot healed. We had a steel-toed shoe mandate so he would hobble in through the gate and change his shoe and try to lay low for the rest of the day so they wouldn't send him home.
I was stick welding a dumpster that had been hit pretty hard by a forklift. I had just finished straightening and welding a corner when Andy came up to me and before I could say anything he slapped his hand down on the corner that I had just welded. I still feel badly about that one.
Of course anyone that has ever welded has had a spark fly into a shirt pocket, Talk about a purple nurple! And I've used cotton gloves for TIG and had those start smoldering and not known it until I smelled something burning. Other than that they work great!
Or the time old Hubcap (his name was Bill but he had a metal plate in his head from an automobile accident so everyone called him "Hubcap") hit one of the steel I-beams that supported the roof with the forklift and punched a hole in it. I guess the fork stuck and he had a hard time reversing and getting the fork out, but anyway I welded a 6"x8"x1/2" plate over the hole. He hit it again, just below the plate, so I welded a plate on the other side. There was something wrong with that guy, I tell ya.
This one place I worked had a Lincoln MIG welder with a large bottle of gas on it. The POL fitting was bad on the regulator and we couldn't tighten it up enough to stop it from leaking so you always had to remember to shut the gas off when not using the welder. One of the guys left the gas on over the weekend and we lost a whole bottle of gas. Get in the habit of turning the gas off when not welding.
One more and I'll stop...I finally figured out why we have hair in our ears! I've had a spark fly in my ear before and you can hear the hair sizzling but you won't get burned!
I dunno, maybe this belongs in the humor thread...anyway, thanks for making my day!