The Humor Thread
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DanHoo
TVWBB 1-Star Olympian
Small town, not much to do in the evenin'.
( I knew the movie, but had to google the quote )
I'll keep the name to myself for now and go have a hard boiled egg for lunch.
Tim Campbell
TVWBB Diamond Member
Cool Hand Luke
Timothy F. Lewis
TVWBB 1-Star Olympian
“I can eat 50 eggs!”
In how many years?
DanHoo
TVWBB 1-Star Olympian
BFletcher
TVWBB Honor Circle
And to think I come here to escape life's complexities.
Timothy F. Lewis
TVWBB 1-Star Olympian
There is something that makes me not like having to explain the third joke from a movie.
Phil Perrin
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Bob Bailey
TVWBB Gold Member
OK Luke!
Timothy F. Lewis
TVWBB 1-Star Olympian
Of course NO ONE will want to be within 3 counties for several days
LMichaels
TVWBB 2-Star Olympian
A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
As he’s sipping, a nun walks by and scolds him:
“How can you pollute your soul with the Devil’s drink?”
The man replies, “It’s not the Devil, it’s just whiskey.”
The nun argues it’s wicked and sinful, but admits she’s never actually tasted whiskey- only heard from others how evil it is.
After some back and forth, the nun finally says, “Alright… if I had just a sip, I’d understand better. But I can’t be seen drinking out here. Could you order me one in a teacup?”
The man nods, heads back inside, and says to the barman:
“Two whiskeys, but put one in a teacup, please.”
The barman slams the counter and yells:
“Is that nun here AGAIN?!”
As he’s sipping, a nun walks by and scolds him:
“How can you pollute your soul with the Devil’s drink?”
The man replies, “It’s not the Devil, it’s just whiskey.”
The nun argues it’s wicked and sinful, but admits she’s never actually tasted whiskey- only heard from others how evil it is.
After some back and forth, the nun finally says, “Alright… if I had just a sip, I’d understand better. But I can’t be seen drinking out here. Could you order me one in a teacup?”
The man nods, heads back inside, and says to the barman:
“Two whiskeys, but put one in a teacup, please.”
The barman slams the counter and yells:
“Is that nun here AGAIN?!”
