The Humor Thread

[BFletcher]

 

[LMichaels]

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Ain't that the truth!

 

[BFletcher]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Bob Erdman]

 

[LMichaels]

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Imagine if he'd been a proctologist

 

[DuaneMac]

 

[JSaus]

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot
as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[TonyUK]

Can you help?

I'm reaching out on behalf of a good friend of mine who needs some help.
His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him with his ED.
When he came back, he handed her a fistful of diet pills.
.
.
Anyway, he's now looking for a place to live.

 

[BFletcher]

 

[LMichaels]

 

[Bob Erdman]

 

[Timothy F. Lewis]

Can you help?

I'm reaching out on behalf of a good friend of mine who needs some help.
His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him with his ED.
When he came back, he handed her a fistful of diet pills.
.
.
Anyway, he's now looking for a place to live.

Ooooh!

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Phil Perrin]

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I do what the voices in my wife’s head tell me to do

 

[Phil Perrin]