The Humor Thread

[PHolder]

 

[D Livingston]

10. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

10. a). What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.

10. b). What do you call a cow with one leg?
Stake

 

[LMichaels]

 

[Brenda T]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[LMichaels]

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I think I am in the grace period after the use by date

 

[Phil Perrin]

I think I am in the grace period after the use by date

I’m pretty sure that I’m past mine!

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[GaryP]

I saw a guy at my work today drinking this and started laughing. This could be the most Texas thing I've seen since moving here.

 

[LMichaels]

I saw a guy at my work today drinking this and started laughing. This could be the most Texas thing I've seen since moving here.
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What is it?

 

[LMichaels]

 

[GaryP]

What is it?

It's Chuck Norris bottled water.

 

[Phil Perrin]

It's Chuck Norris bottled water.

How did they bottle Chuck Norris?!?!?!?

 

[Erik Tracy]

 

[JeffG]

 

[JSaus]

 

[Joan]

2023-Nothing

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Phil Perrin]

 

[Erik Tracy]